tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post4484104854720416976..comments2024-02-17T00:04:59.035-08:00Comments on The good life: Dangerous duck feet! A new farm hazard.MuddyValleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13561027881611420247noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-85266010528543433962014-04-25T21:32:44.148-07:002014-04-25T21:32:44.148-07:00The Marx Brothers of course. Duck SoupThe Marx Brothers of course. Duck SoupMuddyValleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13561027881611420247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-25141914233761367272014-04-25T08:53:50.125-07:002014-04-25T08:53:50.125-07:00What was showing? Wide Bill Hickock?What was showing? Wide Bill Hickock?collieguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10298533259335227324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-33314721276335098662014-04-25T08:49:08.989-07:002014-04-25T08:49:08.989-07:00Did it rouen the show for her?Did it rouen the show for her?MuddyValleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13561027881611420247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-91273787041569987362014-04-25T08:16:19.692-07:002014-04-25T08:16:19.692-07:00So this guy has a pet duck. Takes the duck everywh...So this guy has a pet duck. Takes the duck everywhere with him. <br />One day he decides to go to the movies. Well they won't let ducks in the movie theater so he gets an idea.<br />He puts the duck down his pants, buys his ticket, goes in, sits down.<br />Couple elderly ladies come in and set beside him.<br />The movie starts and it is dark so the guy unzips his pants to let the duck stick his head out and watch the movie.<br />All at once there is a commotion as the one elderly lady elbows her friend and exclaims, "Mildred Would You Look at that!"<br />Mildred is unimpressed, "oh that is nothing, I've seen that before in a theatre," she says.<br />"Oh yes!" says Mildred, "So have I"<br />"BUT THIS ONE IS EATING MY POPCORN!"buddeshepherdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10747323705664619491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-26575119082300031122014-04-25T08:13:07.231-07:002014-04-25T08:13:07.231-07:00I was taught not to teal. I was taught not to teal. MuddyValleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13561027881611420247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-54244394496406028712014-04-25T08:12:07.888-07:002014-04-25T08:12:07.888-07:00So this duck goes into a bar, says bartender you g...So this duck goes into a bar, says bartender you got any grapes?<br />Oh wait, you've heard that joke before haven't you...buddeshepherdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10747323705664619491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-65052015766464650432014-04-25T08:09:22.827-07:002014-04-25T08:09:22.827-07:00Be very worried. You may be going quackers.Be very worried. You may be going quackers.MuddyValleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13561027881611420247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-71352610849944395092014-04-25T08:07:03.857-07:002014-04-25T08:07:03.857-07:00Why didn't she just... DUCK...!Why didn't she just... DUCK...!buddeshepherdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10747323705664619491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-66591880309715258682014-04-25T08:06:16.912-07:002014-04-25T08:06:16.912-07:00I have a duck that has been following me for quite...I have a duck that has been following me for quite a while. I can hear him quack but when I turn around he is gone. Should I be worried? A stealth attack?buddeshepherdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10747323705664619491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-89989597258768276362014-04-24T22:25:17.757-07:002014-04-24T22:25:17.757-07:00Peculation by ducks; it's a mallardy of our ti...Peculation by ducks; it's a mallardy of our times and really not coot for anybody.collieguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10298533259335227324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-48483141632389112352014-04-24T22:20:43.011-07:002014-04-24T22:20:43.011-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.collieguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10298533259335227324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-27703964998952089312014-04-24T21:19:43.488-07:002014-04-24T21:19:43.488-07:00Old Anatidae saying:
When you don't cover your...Old Anatidae saying:<br />When you don't cover your bill <br />You feather your own nestMuddyValleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13561027881611420247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-63268622399151286232014-04-24T20:39:59.069-07:002014-04-24T20:39:59.069-07:00Research. Better to duck and cover, or spring and ...Research. Better to duck and cover, or spring and roll?collieguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10298533259335227324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-24880472319202195402014-04-24T20:03:27.109-07:002014-04-24T20:03:27.109-07:00Were you visiting, or just Peking in?Were you visiting, or just Peking in?MuddyValleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13561027881611420247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-70301498329602934852014-04-24T19:48:11.508-07:002014-04-24T19:48:11.508-07:00Got it at a quack house.Got it at a quack house.collieguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10298533259335227324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-20360333628213001252014-04-24T17:17:11.452-07:002014-04-24T17:17:11.452-07:00Did you find that recipe on the 'web'?Did you find that recipe on the 'web'? MuddyValleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13561027881611420247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-34123145134375992532014-04-24T16:54:07.660-07:002014-04-24T16:54:07.660-07:00I never hike in known duck country without a littl...I never hike in known duck country without a little pepper, ginger and lime juice.collieguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10298533259335227324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-75930366061448142372014-04-23T22:12:22.100-07:002014-04-23T22:12:22.100-07:00It could have been a bee or a scare crow. Slip &am...It could have been a bee or a scare crow. Slip & fall lawyers have no shame. <br />"You may be entitled to compensation"! MuddyValleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13561027881611420247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-36151986233081269162014-04-23T19:40:07.260-07:002014-04-23T19:40:07.260-07:00What a crock. Someone should be ashamed to even le...What a crock. Someone should be ashamed to even level such a law suit. Now a Bull or even a vicious attack dog sure but a duck and 275K to boot. Asinine.<br />PioneerPreppyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09269878017447335944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-16742361624523049382014-04-23T13:32:30.479-07:002014-04-23T13:32:30.479-07:00A goose is the worst, ROFLA goose is the worst, ROFLTewshoozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02564577459982968771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-45236694639302529042014-04-23T12:14:46.347-07:002014-04-23T12:14:46.347-07:00I once had an attack trained Rhode Island Red roos...I once had an attack trained Rhode Island Red rooster. That was scarier. than any duck I've ever seen. Had to carry a broom. MuddyValleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13561027881611420247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413177885465250750.post-33493647214278045092014-04-23T12:10:31.688-07:002014-04-23T12:10:31.688-07:00The neighbor killed the duck after it attacked the...The neighbor killed the duck after it attacked the woman. That seemed odd unless the duck was a continuing danger. Have you ever been attacked or chased by a duck? They scare me.Practical Parsimonyhttp://www.practical-parsimony.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.com