Sunday, September 13, 2015

From the country known universally for it's sanitation and cleanliness...

And I guess  if it's out there, you can buy it on the internet! 

But not any old cow urine will do, according to the followers of the hardline Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) sect — only the urine collected from a female virgin cow will suffice, and it's best when collected before dawn.
"Cow urine offers a cure for around 70 to 80 incurable diseases like diabetes," Om Prakash, of the RSS Cow Protection Department, told Reuters. "All are curable by cow urine." "We refer to gau ark (cow urine) as gau jal (cow water), as it has immense potential to cure various diseases," Prakash told The Telegraph. "We have developed a soft-drink formula with gau jal as the base."
                                                                 Distilled cow urine?

For people who would rather not drink their cow urine straight, the RSS has developed a cow-urine-based soft drink called Gomutra Ark. The drink is promoted as a "healthy" alternative to Coca-Cola, Pepsi and other soft drinks, which are seen as part of a wider problem resulting from corrupt Western influences.
I bet it needs double the sugar content of Coke.

Coming soon to your neighborhood convienience store.

Hey! If the urine is good for you, why not ........
                                                                   Cow dung cake?


  1. I doubt if it's anything like the "panther piss" that my grandpa used to drink!

  2. I am reminded of that part from the 13th warrior where the Viking chick was using cow urine boiled down to treat Antonio Bandarras's wound.

    Wonder if there really isn't something to it?

    1. Topical is one thing. Oral another. Let me know if you try some. :-) (PS> Must be from virgin cows!

  3. Otherwise known in the USA as Coors Lite

  4. Silver bullet shoots out of cows butt?
    Ok, otherwise known as American Beer...