And I guess if it's out there, you can buy it on the internet!
But not any old cow urine will do, according to the followers of the hardline Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) sect — only the urine collected from a female virgin cow will suffice, and it's best when collected before dawn.
Distilled cow urine?
For people who would rather not drink their cow urine straight, the RSS has developed a cow-urine-based soft drink called Gomutra Ark. The drink is promoted as a "healthy" alternative to Coca-Cola, Pepsi and other soft drinks, which are seen as part of a wider problem resulting from corrupt Western influences.
"Cow urine offers a cure for around 70 to 80 incurable diseases like diabetes," Om Prakash, of the RSS Cow Protection Department, told Reuters
. "All are curable by cow urine." "We refer to gau ark
(cow urine) as gau jal
(cow water), as it has immense potential to cure various diseases," Prakash told The Telegraph
. "We have developed a soft-drink formula with gau jal
as the base."
I bet it needs double the sugar content of Coke.
Coming soon to your neighborhood convienience store.
Hey! If the urine is good for you, why not ........
Cow dung cake?