TSA agent confiscates sock monkey pistol

              http://www.kgw.com/news/TSA-agent-confiscates-sock-monkeys-pistol-235076331.html

I can just see the terrorist with his sock monkey and it's two inch toy pistol holding the flight crew hostage.
I think I would pay extra to be on that flight.
But, alas. It will now never happen, as the monkey's little gun has been confiscated and probably is now being sold on eBay with all of our fingernail clippers, two inch Swiss Army knives, and mini leather-man tools.